I just want to recap one of my Halloweens in Austin. My brother and his girlfriend came up for a wedding the weekend of Halloween but wanted to go to 6th the night before the wedding. One of my buddies, Dustin, from Houston also came into town. We all headed to 6th and were just casually drinking at The Aquarium. We headed over to The Wave and for some reason and I began talking a lot of mess. My buddy wanted to shut me up, so he ordered me a triple shot of 151…yeah that wasn’t a good idea.
I felt like a champ after downing it…then the night went blurry. We went over to Dizzy Rooster and I became a trainwreck. I told this really cute girl (she was cute at the time) that I liked her outfit. She was dressed as a cat and had these marker-drawn whiskers on her cheeks. Anyway, I decided to go for the kill and ask for a high five. Unfortunately I slapped the HECK out of her face. FML. Her boyfriend was not very happy at the time. Luckily, my friend Dustin pushed me back and said “I got him.” The boyfriend of the girl then just left me alone. (woot!)
My brother noticing how obliterated I was getting opted to buy me a beer and slow me down. That beer lasted approximately 30 seconds until it fell on the ground, exploding everywhere. We decided it was a good time to head out. We couldn’t remember where we had parked for the night, but I, in my drunken stupor, was the only one who recalled where our car was. I also navigated us safely home. A night to remember…and a morning to forget.
Cliff Notes
- Talked mess
- Took a triple shot of 151
- Slapped a girl in her face
- No repercussions for slapping said girl in face
- Dropped a full beer and had it explode in Dizzy Rooster
- Puked my brains out
